My Wife Made Me Join

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate My Body To Science Fiction.

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

My Only Thrill Is Self Inflicted Hickies.