A Travel Agent Told I

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

My Childhood Was Bad. No Father. Mother Was Greedy And Brought Me Up Awful - Never Made Me Breakfast Once. I Don't Want To Get Started. One Story Is Worse Than Another.