They Change The Sheets Every

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

My Parents Didn't Like Me. For Bathtub Toys They Gave Me A Blender And A Transistor Radio.

My Sex Life Is Terrible; My Wife Put A Mirror Over The Dog's Bed. Actually She Did Put A Mirror Over Our Bed. She Says She Likes To Watch Herself Laugh.

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.