They Change The Sheets Every

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. When I Went On The Roller Coaster, My Old Man Told Me To Stand Up Straight.

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.