I Drink Too Much, Way

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

What A Dog I Got, His Favorite Bone Is In My Arm.

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.