...went To A Bar For

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".

I Tell Ya, My Wife, We Get Along Good Cause We Have Our Own Arrangement. I Mean, One Night A Week I Go Out With The Boys And One Night A Week, She Goes Out With The Boys.