The Show Must Go On

It's Really Annoying When You're Trying To Get To Know Someone And She Doesn't Pay Attention To You Because She's Obsessed With Her Phone.

I'm Joe Canada, Who Never Went To High School. I've Never Even Been To A Football Game.

I Don't Need To Be Wildly Famous For My Life To Make Sense.

I Don't Read That Many Novels, I'm More Of A Nonfiction Fan.

I Probably Tweet Every Other Day, Which I Know Isn't Half As Much As Some People.