The Slightest Acquaintance With History

A Less Popular Name For The Second Person Of That Delectable Newspaper Trinity, The Roomer, The Bedder, And The Mealer.

Telescope, N. A Device Having A Relation To The Eye Similar To That Of The Telephone To The Ear, Enabling Distant Objects To Plague Us With A Multitude Of Needless Details. Luckily It Is Unprovided With A Bell Summoning Us To The Sacrifice.

Adolescence: The Stage Between Puberty And Adultery.

Critic, N. A Person Who Boasts Himself Hard To Please Because Nobody Tries To Please Him.

A Rabbit's Foot May Bring Good Luck To You, But It Brought None To The Rabbit.