The Thing Is, The Reader

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!

And It Really Pisses Peter And Micky Off When I Get Onto One Of Those Tangents Where I Start To Do Humor.

The Only People Who Didn't Like It [the Monkees] Were The French, And They Don't Even Like Themselves, So What's The Point?

The Dutchman Sails As Its Captain Commands!

I Never Slept Alone Until I Was Married.