The Trouble With Democrats Is

All One Has To Do To Get One's Stuff In The Congressional Record Is To Find A Stenographer That Can Stay Awake Long Enough To Take It Down. Then You Mark In The 'applause' And 'laughter' Parts Yourself.

I Love Words But I Don't Like Strange Ones. You Don't Understand Them And They Don't Understand You. Old Words Is Like Old Friends, You Know 'em The Minute You See 'em.

Farmers Spend More Time At Conventions Than They Do Plowing.

Real Estate Is The Best Investment In The World Because It Is The Only Thing They're Not Making Any More.

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.