The True Test Of Humility

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

Do You Realize What Would Happen If Moses Were Alive Today? He'd Go Up To Mount Sinai, Come Back With The Ten Commandments, And Spend The Next Eight Years Trying To Get Published.

Quit Worrying About Your Health. It'll Go Away.

Most People Would Like To Be Delivered From Temptation But Would Like It To Keep In Touch.

If Somebody Accuses You In A Story Of Being A Crook, You Can Demand That They Prove It. But If A Comic Says It And You Protest, People Say, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Take A Joke?