There Are So Many Images

In Terms Of Parenthood, I Think The Pressure Has Amped Up Massively Too. Some Parents Are Setting The Bar Ludicrously High In Terms Of Doing Things "right," And Seeing Children More As Products To Be Perfected Than Simply Children.

There Are So Many Images Pushed At Women And So Many Ideas Of What You're Supposed To Be. I Think There's Too Much Of This Superwoman, This Woman With A Bottom Like Two Billiard Balls. There's No Real Celebration Of Just Being A Person.

If You Ask Where A Relationship Is Going Too Often The Question Has A Habit Of Turning Into Where The Relationship Went. Unfortunately, However, God Has Given Women An Inbuilt Irresistible Urge To Insist On Knowing Where Their Relationships Are Going, And To Force Their Partners To Discuss The Matter At Length Whenever They Are Late For Something.

I Like L.a. It's Like A Mini Break. For A Writer, It's Hilarious. Like The Food. Where I Come From, We Eat Chip Sandwiches: White Bread, Butter, Tomato Catsup And Big Fat French Fries. It's Delicious. Here, You Order A Creme Caramel And The Waiter Says, 'you Know, That Contains Dairy.

Eventually, I Manage To Cheer Mum Up By Allowing Her To Go Through My Wardrobe And Criticize All My Clothes.