There Is Never A Need

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.

Some People Are Absolutely Funny And You Want To Wish Them Happy Thanksgiving In Funniest Way Possible. Here Is The List Of Funny Thanksgiving Sayings. Just Chose The Quote You Want To Wish That Person. Vegetables Are A Must On A Diet. I Suggest Carrot Cake, Zucchini Bread And Pumpkin Pie.

I Was In And Out Of Comas Until I Was Nine And I Would Lose Entire Days And Weeks. The Novelty Of Being Able To Really Do Stuff Hasn't Worn Off - I Still Feel Like I'm Making Up For Lost Time.

We Have A Group Of People Now Who Think They Own The State. Its Disgusting.

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.