There Is No Defense Against

I Went Through Baseball As A Player To Be Named Later.

Don't Tell Me You Can Pitch...pitch. Don't Tell Me You Can Sell...sell.

He's One Of Those Christmas Eve Guys. There Are People Like That... Every Day In Their Lives Is Christmas Eve.

Being Traded Is Like Celebrating Your 100th Birthday. It Might Not Be The Happiest Occasion In The World, But Consider The Alternative.

You Really Have To Be Some Kind Of A Creep For A Dog To Reject You.