There Is No Way In

I Am Amazed At Radio Dj's Today. I Am Firmly Convinced That Am On My Radio Stands For Absolute Moron. I Will Not Begin To Tell You What Fm Stands For.

There Is No Way In My Right Mind I Would Contemplate Running 26 Miles-plus Unless It Involved A Chase With Pamela Anderson.

Ringo Isn't The Best Drummer In The World. He Isn't Even The Best Drummer In The Beatles

They Put Up This Bloke's Picture On Crimewatch Uk With A Phone Number And Said 'have You Seen This Man?' Well My Auntie Rang Them Up And Said 'no'.

I Have A Very Happy Marriage And Friends Who Keep My Feet On The Ground. But Looking For Satisfaction In Life Is Difficult. Maybe Being Happy Is As Simple As Not Being Unhappy.