There Is Nothing So Good

Always Make The Audience Suffer As Much As Possible.

The Only Way To Get Rid Of My Fears Is To Make Films About Them.

To Me Psycho Was A Big Comedy. Had To Be.

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.