There's A Lot More Hypocrisy

I Had To Stop Drinkin, Cuz I Got Tired Of Waking Up In My Car Driving Ninety.

Hawaii Is The Best Form Of Comfort For Me. When I Die, I Want To Be Cremated, And I Want Half My Ashes Spread In The Pacific Around The Island, The Rest On The Property.

I Expected Dracula To Come Jumping Out Any Second. If He Did I'd Have Held Up A Cross, Cause He's Allergic To Bullshit.

I See People As The Nucleus Of A Great Idea That Hasn't Come To Be Yet.

There's A Thin Line Between To Laugh With And To Laugh At.