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What Am I Responsible For? Who Am I Responsible To? Everybody? How Come When Archie Bunker Nailed Everybody, It Was Funny - But When I Do It, It's Not?

Real Comedy Doesn't Just Make People Laugh And Think, But Makes Them Laugh And Change.

Lick The Alphabet. It Makes You Appear Creative, It's An Easy Diagram To Remember, It's Like "aaaaa.... Beeeee.... Ceeee.

Every Generation Has Someone Who Steps Outside The Norm And Offers A Voice For The Unspeakable Attitudes Of That Time. I Represent Everything That's Supposed To Be Wrong, Everything That's Forbidden.

The Russians Haven't Been To The Moon. You Know Why? Because They're Space Pussies... You Really Want To Impress Us? Bring Us Back Our Flag!