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It's The Kind Of Game That Makes You Go Home And Beat Your Wife.

Say, Cuttino. What Are Those Godawful Clothes You're Wearing? Man, This Ain't Rhode Island Anymore. You're In The Nba. The Girls Have Teeth Here.

Listening To A Woman Is Almost As Bad As Losing To One. There Are Only Three Things That Women Are Better At Than Men: Cleaning, Cooking, And Having Sex.

I’d Rather Have A Gay Guy Who Can Play Than A Straight Guy Who Can’t Play.

I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch... She's Already Got A Clock Over The Stove.