There's Only One Thing That

This Thing About Getting Rid Of A Man In The Cabinet Is All Right, But There Is One Bad Feature To It That Few People Realize. That Is, That Unfortunately Every One Of Them Is Replaced By Someone Else. If It Wasn't For That, This Resignation Business Would Be Great.

When A Fellow Ain't Got Much Mind, It Don't Take Him Long To Make It Up.

You Shouldn't Say Anything Mean About People Who Can't Read. You Should Write It Instead.

It Costs Ten Times More To Govern Us Than It Used To, And We Are Not Governed One-tenth As Good.

It's Getting So If A Man Wants To Stand Well Socially, He Can't Afford To Be Seen With Either The Democrats Or The Republicans.