When A Fellow Ain't Got

The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More Unless We Helped 'em Out In Another War.

If I Could Kick The Person In The Tail That Causes Me The Most Problems I Could Not Sit Down For A Week

I Love A Dog. He Does Nothing For Political Reasons.

The Republicans Have Their Splits Right After Election And Democrats Have Theirs Just Before An Election.

We Are The First Nation In The History Of The World To Go To The Poorhouse In An Automobile.