There's Only One Thing Worse

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.

There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense But A Thousand Varieties Of Stupidity.

We Can't Do Much About The Length Of Our Lives, But We Can Do Plenty About It's Width And Depth.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

You Can Always Tell The Golfer Who's Winning: He's The One Who Keeps Telling His Opponent That It's Only A Game.