There's Only One Thing Wrong

I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

Last Time I Tried To Make Love To My Wife Nothing Happened, So I Said To Her, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?'

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.

At Christmas Time We Couldn't Afford Tinsel, So We'd Wait Till Grandpa Sneezed.