I Have Three Kids, One

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.

My Wife Had Her Drivers’ Test The Other Day. She Got 8 Out Of 10. The Other 2 Guys Jumped Clear.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.