These Impossible Women! How They

An Actor Should Refine Public Taste.

Quickly, Bring Me A Beaker Of Wine, So That I May Wet My Mind And Say Something Clever.

Shall I Crack Any Of Those Old Jokes, Master, At Which The Audience Never Fail To Laugh?

[y]ou Possess All The Attributes Of A Demagogue; A Screeching, Horrible Voice, A Perverse, Crossgrained Nature And The Language Of The Market-place. In You All Is United Which Is Needful For Governing.

One Must Not Try To Trick Misfortune, But Resign Oneself To It With Good Grace.