They Probably Would've Taken Jesus

If Jesus Christ Had Run As An Independent, Rick Perry Would Have Beat Him.

Remember, I'm Not Running Against Rick Perry; I'm Running Against Apathy.

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.

I Rarely Meddled In The Cat's Personal Affairs And She Rarely Meddled In Mine. Neither Of Us Was Foolish Enough To Attribute Human Emotions To Our Pets.

If Willie Nelson Had Been Rosa Parks, There Never Would Have Been A Civil Rights Movement In This Country, Because He Refuses To Leave The Back Of The Bus.