This Is The Greatest Paradox:

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.

There's One Thing About Baldness, It's Neat.

The Mind Of Man Has No Defense To Equal Plain, Old Common Sense. This Homely Virtue Don't Despise, If You Would Be Happy As Well As Wise.

Interruptions Are The Spice Of Life.

[reviewing A Production Of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The Dogs Were Poorly Supported By The Cast.