This Job Will Drive Me

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.

I Can Do Anything I Want To Do!

My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.