If I Get Big Laughs,

Sex Has Been Around For A Long Time. You May Not Believe This, But It Was Around Before I Was.

Joy Is Obtaining A Big, Loving, Caring Shut-knit Household In Yet Another Town.

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

It's Hard For Me To Get Used To These Changing Times. I Can Remember When The Air Was Clean And Sex Was Dirty.

I Use The Cigar For Timing Purposes. If I Tell A Joke, I Smoke As Long As They Laugh And When They Stop Laughing I Take The Cigar Out Of My Mouth And Start My Next Joke.