This Would Be A Better

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?

Would You Mind Getting Off That Fly Paper And Giving The Flies A Chance?" "ahhh, You Can't Trick Me! Flies Don't Read Papers!

You've Got A Goal In Life. I've Got A Goal. Now All We Need Is A Football Team.

To Write An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx Would Be As Asinine As To Read An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx.

Anybody Who Doesn't Like This Book Is Healthy