Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything

I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

Thou Shalt Not Steal-only From Other Comedians.

A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Neck Without A Pain.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

Christmas At My House Is Always At Least Six Or Seven Times More Pleasant Than Anywhere Else. We Start Drinking Early. And While Everyone Else Is Seeing Only One Santa Claus, We'll Be Seeing Six Or Seven.