Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything

My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.

Set Up Another Case Bartender! The Best Thing For A Case Of Nerves Is A Case Of Scotch.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.