Through Clinton And Monica, Clinton

I'm A Sucker For A Funny Script. And Then, As Soon As I Don't Wanna Be, One Comes Along And Grabs Me.

People Are Always Telling Me That Change Is Good. But All That Means Is That Something You Didn't Want To Happen Has Happened.

I Have A Very Good Life, So I Have Nothing To Complain About. Sometimes, I Just Have Existential Angst.

But I'd Like The Pie Heated And I Don't Want The Ice Cream On Top I Want It On The Side And I'd Like Strawberry Instead Of Vanilla If You Have It If Not Then No Ice Cream Just Whipped Cream But Only If It's Real If It's Out Of A Can Then Nothing.

There Are Assumptions Made About The Way You Look. I'm Always Surprised When People Don't Think I'm Smart.