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Recently My Girlfriend Asked Me If I Was Having Sex Behind Her Back And I Replied, "yes, Who Did You Think It Was?"

I Said To My Girlfriend, You Shouldn't Eat Before You Swim. She Said, "why Not"? I Said, You Look Fat.

I Am Trying To Release Endorphins Here. I Am Not Preaching To You - I Am Trying To Make You Laugh.

I Don't See Myself As Offending People.

I Was In Love With The Idea Of Being In Love With A Woman Way Before I Was Actually In Love With One.