Time And Tide And Hookers

Last Time I Tried To Make Love To My Wife Nothing Happened, So I Said To Her, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?'

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

I Can't Get No Respect.