Time Wounds All Heels.

It Isn't So Much That Hard Times Are Coming; The Change Observed Is Mostly Soft Times Going.

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?

Age Is Not A Particularly Interesting Subject. Anyone Can Get Old. All You Have To Do Is Live Long Enough.

Gerald Ford Was Unknown Throughout America. Now He's Unknown Throughout The World.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.