To Get Enough To Eat

Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your Jailer.

I Was Court-martialled In My Absence, And Sentenced To Death In My Absence, So I Said They Could Shoot Me In My Absence.

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.