To Me, Fast Food Is

I Think Everyone Should Treat One Another In A Christian Manner. I Will Not, However, Be Responsible For The Consequences.

Why Do They Lock Gas Station Bathrooms? Are They Afraid Someone Will Clean Them?

A Good Motto To Live By: "always Try Not To Get Killed.

Never Get On An Airplane If The Pilot Is Wearing A Hat That Has More Than Three Pastel Colors.

I Have Things That Are Strident And Confrontational, And I Have A Lot Of Things That Are Childlike And Innocent And Sort Of Sweet. So, Somewhere In Between Lies The Middle Of Me.