The More Syllables A Euphemism

I Remember When I Was A Kid I Used To Come Home From Sunday School And My Mother Would Get Drunk And Try To Make Pancakes

To Me, Fast Food Is When A Cheetah Eats An Antelope.

May The Forces Of Evil Become Confused On The Way To Your House.

The Best Thing About Living At The Water's Edge: You Only Have Assholes On Three Sides Of You, And If They Come This Way You Can Hear Them Splash.

If You Live Long Enough, Sooner Or Later Everybody You Know Has Cancer.