To Me, Writing Is Remembering

I'm Glad That Life Isn't Like A Christmas Song, Because If My Friends And I Were Building A Snowman And It Suddenly Came Alive When We Put A Hat On It, I'd Probably Freak And Stab It To Death With An Icicle.

I Learned A Valuable Lesson Doing 'mr. Sunshine,' Which Is That I Didn't Want To Be In Charge Because It's Too Much. Being In Charge And Acting In Every Scene Was Just Too Difficult. It's Like Eating Dinner In A Moving Golf Cart Every Night.

I Would Like You All To Give Me A Round Of Applause As I Have Not Crashed My Car In Over 15 Months.

As An Actor, Being On Autopilot Is The Worst Thing Possible.

To Be A Comedian, You Have To Have Some Darkness Behind It. I Certainly Draw On My Past, And It Helps.