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Right Now Someone Out There Is Struggling And Starting To Panic Because They Can't Get Out Of A Tempurpedic Bed.

I Don't Usually Fly In First Class, But I Fart In First Class.

The Best Way To Make Somebody Feel Important Is To Try To Assassinate Them.

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