Today There Are Two Madonnas,

My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read.

When Reality Looks Too Ugly, Fantasize.

They Send You Off To College, Try To Gain A Little Knowledge, But All You Want To Do Is Learn How To Score.

I'm Getting Old, Don't Wear Underwear, And I Don't Go To Church.

We're Just Recycled History Machines, Cavemen In Faded Blue Jeans.