True Love Usually Results In

True Love Usually Results In A Hostage Situation.

I Just Want Texas To Be Number One In Something Other Than Executions, Toll Roads And Property Taxes.

I Came From An Upper-middle Class Home, Which Is Always A Hard Cross For A Country Singer To Bear.

Simón Bolívar Is The Only Person In History To Be Exiled From A Country Named After Him.

I'm Going To Lower The Drinking Age To Eighteen. If You're Old Enough To Die In Iraq, You're Old Enough To Drink.