True Love Usually Results In

Golf Is The Only Opportunity That Middle-aged Wasps Have To Dress Up Like A Pimp.

He Looked A Shade Too Healthy And Nobody Likes That. Particularly In New York.

I Just Want Texas To Be Number One In Something Other Than Executions, Toll Roads And Property Taxes.

The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.

The Folks In Mississippi Are Saying, 'thank God For Texas.'