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I Thought Britney Spears Was Absolutely Marvelous In The Beginning. But Now I Think She's Gone Off The Deep End.

I Sent My Daughter 40 Roses Last November Because I Thought She Was 40. And She Laughed Her Head Off. She Is Not Going To Be 40 Until This Year!

As The 'batman' Tv Series Was Returning To Abc For Its Second Season In 1967, The Tv Bosses Decided To Take Catwoman Into Another Direction... Lucky For Me.

Jewelry, To Me, Is A Pain In The Derriere, Because You Have To Be Watching It All The Time.

I Am Supposed To Be, According To What I Am Told, One Of The Children Of The Cotton Plantation Owner's Sons. If I Could Prove That, I'd Own The Whole Goddamn Everything.