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The Funniest Jokes You Know Aren't From Comics But Relatives, Friends - From Your Life. That's The Funniest Stuff.

If They Took All The Drugs, Nicotine, Alcohol And Caffeine Off The Market For Six Days, They'd Have To Bring Out The Tanks To Control You.

If It Wasn't For Abe Lincoln, I'd Still Be On The Open Market.

When You Look At Hitler And Those Thugs, You Can Put Walmart Right Next To Them.

Last Time I Was Down South I Walked Into This Restaurant, And This White Waitress Came Up To Me And Said: 'we Don't Serve Colored People Here.' "i Said: 'that's All Right, I Don't Eat Colored People. Bring Me A Whole Fried Chicken.