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Turtles Are Greater Than Baby Nephews, Because It's Ok To Drop A Turtle.
-Demetri Martin
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Turtles Are Greater Than Baby
Demetri Martin
Turtles Are Greater Than Baby Nephews, Because It's Ok To Drop A Turtle.
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