Tv Is The Rat Race

Oh, Are You From Wales? Do You Know A Fella Named Jonah-he Used To Live In Whales For A While

My Brother Thinks He's A Chicken-we Don't Talk Him Out Of It Because We Need The Eggs

I Came Here For A Party And What Do I Get? Nothing. Not Even Ice Cream.

Firefly: Where Is Your Husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, He's Dead. Firefly: I'll Bet He's Just Using That As An Excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I Was With Him To The Very End. Firefly: Hmmph. No Wonder He Passed Away. Mrs. Teasdale: I Held Him In My Arms And Kissed Him. Firefly: Oh I See. Then, It Was Murder.

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.