Two Little Mice Fell In

Why Do The Yankees Always Win? The Other Team Can't Stop Looking At The Pinstripes.

Two Little Mice Fell In A Bucket Of Cream. The First Mouse Quickly Gave Up And Drowned. The Second Mouse, Wouldn't Quit. He Struggled So Hard That Eventually He Churned That Cream Into Butter And Crawled Out. Gentlemen, As Of This Moment, I Am That Second Mouse.

When I Was A Child At Sixteen, I Was Just A Child. All Sixteen Year-olds Are Just Children. As Much As We Like Them To Be Adults, They Are Just Children. And Like All Children, They Need Their Mother, And They Need Their Father. All Children Need Their Mother And Their Father. All Children Are Entitled To Their Mother And Their Father.

What I Did In My Youth Is Hundreds Of Times Easier Today. Technology Breeds Crime.

What Bothered Me Most Was Their Lack Of Style. I Learned Early That Class Is Universally Admired. Almost Any Fault, Sin Or Crime Is Considered More Leniently If There's A Touch Of Class Involved.