Wake Me Up When I'm

All Parents Believe Their Children Can Do The Impossible. They Thought It The Minute We Were Born, And No Matter How Hard We've Tried To Prove Them Wrong, They All Think It About Us Now. And The Really Annoying Thing Is, They're Probably Right.

Wake Me Up When I'm A Size 5.

Every Time I Get Something Under Control In My Own Life, The World Provides More Material.

The Biggest Change In My Life Is That I Now Have To Apologize For Being Thin.

Each Of Us Wages A Private Battle Each Day Between The Grand Fantasies We Have For Ourselves And What Actually Happens.