War: A By-product Of The

Cribbage, N. A Substitute For Conversation Among Those To Whom Nature Has Denied Ideas.

Wine, Madam, Is God's Next Best Gift To Man.

Gout, A Physician's Name For The Rheumatism Of A Rich Patient

Pertaining To A Certain Order Of Architecture, Otherwise Known As Normal American. Most Of The Public Buildings Of The United States Are Of The Ramshackle Order, Though Some Of Our Earlier Architects Preferred The Ironic. Recent Additions To The White House In Washington Are Theo-doric, The Ecclesiastic Order Of The Dorians. They Are Exceedingly Fine And Cost One Hundred Dollars A Brick.

Heaven: A Place Where The Wicked Cease From Troubling You With Talk Of Their Personal Affairs, And The Good Listen With Attention While You Expound On Yours.