Way Down Deep, We're All

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

I Was In And Out Of Comas Until I Was Nine And I Would Lose Entire Days And Weeks. The Novelty Of Being Able To Really Do Stuff Hasn't Worn Off - I Still Feel Like I'm Making Up For Lost Time.

I Thought You Were Dead, Mr. Mccandles.

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.

You'd Have To Go A Long Way To Find Someone Who Was More Proud And Grateful For What Our Veterans Have Done For All Of Us.