We Animals Live Life In

What's The Point Of Prolonging Your Life If You Don't Enjoy It? It's Your Body. Do Whatever You Want With It. Better To Wear Out Than Rust Over.

I Believe You Are Your Work. Don't Trade The Stuff Of Your Life, Time, For Nothing More Than Dollars. That's A Rotten Bargain.

Sex Is A Pleasurable Exercise In Plumbing, But Be Careful Or You'll Get Yeast In Your Drain Tap.

I Am A Comic Writer, Which Means I Get To Slay The Dragons, And Shoot The Bull.

American Hunting Is Quite Different From English Hunting Because We Don't Hunt To Kill. Even If I Wanted To Kill A Fox, I Couldn't. They're Too Smart And They Have Too Many Ways To Escape Me, Whereas They Don't In England.